March 2012
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Watchthatchinaman:
kelvinjcco:
OMG! I can’t! LOLOLOLOL
LOLLLLL! CANT BREATHE
I fucking kid you not, as soon as her face hit that fucking cake, my internet crashed, and I only got enough time to see Chrome say “He’s dead, Jim” before my entire laptop restarted.
THE FUCK IS THIS WITCHCRAFT?!
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Quick, Batman!
TO THE GYM!
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WatchApparently… My dog needed a bath.
And I addressed the large amount of cans on my bed side table.
I HAD FRIENDS OVER. THEY ALL PILED UP.
THEN THE COMPANY LEFT
BUT THE CANS DIDN’T.
Dicks.
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WatchThis…
This is a fail.
And its hows just how ADD I can be.
4pology:
Finally, a book that’s made me go crazy. If any of you are readers go read “The Unbecoming of Mara Dyer.” Holy. Fuck. I have no words. What was that ending. Fuck everything. Disklahsksjsalskxudka the sequel doesn’t come out until Fall. Excuse me while I go make time travel possible.
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Saggitarians I was reading this.. What do you...
I ran into a couple of people questioning how to hurt a Sagittarius Female and get underneath their skin. Well here I am to blog about my personal hurts.
Lets start out with some basics, 1. A sagittarius female will hurt you before you even know what hit you across the face and we are very disconnected people and if we aren’t into someone we will avoid them at all cost. So if they’re not into you..then you really can’t hurt them. But if they are..
Sagittarian females are very complex people. One half of us wants to bring down the wrath of God on those who hurt us and then the other half wants to cuddle those people. It all depends on the situation. If a Sagittarius female puts her heart, soul and trust into something and then you break it..prepare for her never to love you again. It’s similiar to that one quote that says..
“Some Day You’ll Cry For Me Like I Cried For You,
Some Day You’ll Miss Me Like I Missed You,
Some Day You’ll Need Me Like I Needed You,
Some Day You’ll Love Me But I Won’t Love You”
Sagittarian Females need to see you hurt if you hurt them. When you hurt them they instantly develop a strong repressive feature in their mind to help them cope with the pain. Though they may want to call you and cry, they won’t. The only way they would call and be hurt would be if you left them for no reasoning what so ever. They may try to contact you to figure out what went wrong. If you keep ignoring them, you can kiss it all goodbye. ALL OF IT. These girls won’t even make eye contact with you if you hurt them. They may forgive you later and have small talk with you. But they’ll gallop into the sunlight as though you never existed and you’ll be the one standing there smacking yourself in the head asking why you ever let them go. Thing about Sagittarius is that their love is temporary, not eternal. Their love is only eternal for the one person they feel a fated pull towards. They’re believers in fate. They believe that fate will bring them the right person and they’ll just know. So unless you’re this guy to a Sagittarius, you’re pointless. And incapable of truly hurting them because they know you’re temporary. If you are that guy or even girl to a Sagittarius and you betray them, they will become very very cold and cruel. Borderline the nastiest person you’ll ever meet. Every guy I know who has truly gotten underneath a Sagittarians skin now says that ever time she looks at him it’s pure dark hatred. Chances are that Sagittarians really loved that person and that person did something they can never take back. Sagittarius will act happy and pretend for people but she/he never forgets the wrong done to them. And you’re chances of them ever loving you again are gone. When she is capable of trusting you and truly loving you, this girl will give you her world. It’s almost childlike. You’re her hero. There is no one else like you. You’re her number one. You’re her best friend and her better half. She’ll make you goofy little crafts and put heart-shapped notes in your lunch. Her love for you is very pure and it will probably take you back to how you felt as a little kid when there was that one ultimate girl. But don’t think she is a push over and don’t take her for granted, ever. If you do, kiss her love goodbye. It’s not her fault she thought you were a Romeo and you turned out to be a disrespectful undeserving loser. This won’t hurt her. This will cause her to resent you. She’ll stay together while resenting you until something better comes along. One last thing, never ever ever ever get in the way of her career goals. Trust me, Sagittarians love their career more then they love you. They may never say that or show it. But deep down inside, our first love is our goals. If you managed to get a ring on a Sagittarians finger, then you’re the one person that can break her down. She really loves you. And if you mess her over she will make every guy after you suffer and she’ll never fall in love again. I’ve seen this too many times. It’s not pretty which is why I usually close off my heart and take things really slow with relationships.
So here is the bottom line of all this rambling. You can’t really hurt Sagittarians. Our restless and flightiness won’t allow it. Neither will our goals/ambitions in life. You mean very little in the grand scheme. You may have hurt a Sagittarius for 5 Mins, but they will be over it by tomorrow morning. Unless they really loved you and you did something unforgivable. Which is very rare with a Sagittarius. Betrayal..means that you never want us to care for you ever again. Betray the love they try and give you and you might as well not even call..we won’t pick up. And we will stab you if you come within 2 feet of us.
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If a Sagittarius thinks they care about you more...
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dan-cake:
hold on past the first 5 seconds and...
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WatchI decided to do an accent vlog… I’ll upload the ‘mistakes’ later, including one where my dog noses her way into the photos. :D
